Mr. Significant

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Mr. Significant.

Verse 1.My name is Mr. Modest, and I am frantically shy, I have the dickens of a time looking you in the eye. I take particular exception to being singled out. I much prefer to defer to academic clout.

Verse 2.My Name's Mr. Significant 'cause everything I say, reeks of self-importance, and helps me win the day. I waffle on incessantly about every subject under the sun, and I can talk for hours on the merits of a plum.

Verse 3. Well my name's Mr. Speedy and I do things in a rush. I run a mile a minute, I'm a type "A" plus plus plus. I dart around doing things, make phone calls by the score, and get up in the morning, at precisely ten past four.

Verse 4. Well I am Mr. Grumpy, and I am rather rude, I tell it like it is although I'm rather crude. I'm always rather pushy, as if I have the right, and I say horrid things, morning noon and night.

Verse 5.Well I am Mr. Mirror, and I've met you all before. I'm the one that often resides behind the door. You look at me and there you see, a picture of delight, reflecting all your qualities in the iridescent light.

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