Mr Mirror

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Mr. Mirror

Verse 1.

"Oh good afternoon sir. I wonder if you could help me? You see, I am looking....good heavens. you look amazingly like someone I know...do I know you?"

Verse 2.

There's something familiar something I can't place, something peculiar, I know I've seen that face. Maybe you're my mother, or a picture of the Queen, or President George Washington looking very mean.

Verse 3. My gosh you're very handsome, and a tribute to mankind; everything about you is so terribly refined. Your eyebrows are amazing, your nose so aquiline, if I wanted another brother, you would be divine.

Verse 4.

My name is Mr. Mirror, and I'm identical you see, to every single person, who stands in front of me. If you look just like an elephant, then that's the way I'd be, my name is Mr. Mirror, and you look just like Me.

Verse 5.

Now every time I hold my hand up in the air you do the same; I must admit you're becoming, something of a pain. I'm willing to concede though that you still look mighty fine. Anyone would think, that I'm the apple of your eye.

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, MR. MIRROR...YOU'RE ME!!!

Verse 6.

My gosh you're very handsome and a tribute to mankind; everything about you is so terribly refined. Your eyebrows are amazing and your nose so aquiline. thank you Mr. Mirror, we have done just fine.

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