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The Award Winning Musical Comedy Team for Children and Families with an Educational Twist

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I'm a Germ

Verse 1:

I started as a tickle in a little babies throat.

and developed rather rapidly when he didn't wear a coat.

 I then got passed around the house to John and Mary Sue;

who started an epidemic when they took me off to school.....I'm a Germ

Verse 2:

The Principal was angry, that I had come to School,

 he said," now listen here you germ, you'd better obey the rules.

You're disruptive and incisive, my Children's health you've robbed"...

So I stared him in the eye and said" that's my job...I'm a Germ"

Verse 3.

Now one by one the Kids succumbed at John and Mary's school,

and even all the Teachers were feeling pretty blue.

 Everyone was sneezing, their noses they did run,

 but when the board of Supervisors called in sick my job was done, I'm a Germ...I'm a Germ

Verse 4.

Well my cousin the common cold is incredibly old.

Sneezing hacking coughing are the symptoms I'm told.

But a good old dose you see, from a Kid who's only three,

will make every Parent wonder, what they've done to deserve me...I'm a Germ...I'm a Germ

I'm a Germ

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