The Elvis Lip.

Verse 1. I've got the Elvis blues, I've got his blue suede shoes. I'm pretty cool, I've got all his moves. I've got his slick back hair, I'm pretty hip. now all I need is the Elvis lip

THE WHAT THE WHAT? THE ELVIS LIP

Verse 2. You take your mouth and let your jaw go south, scrunch up your chin and hold youe tummy in....try to look just like Mr. Tim....Curl up your lip, that's it....you've got the lip the lip the lip,whoaaaaa the lip the lip the lip whoa the lip the lip the lip whoaaaaaaaaa,Mr Tim get a grip.

Verse 3. It's very hard to make a good Elvis lip....years of practice and a million slips. Mick Jagger was good, but consider the source...he had lips as big as a horse.

Verse 4. Can you imagine how silly this might be? Michael Jackson as Elvis P;doin' the moonwalk to the jailhouse rock...Elizabeth Tailor would faint with shock....let's do the lip, the lip the lip whoaaaaaa.etc