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Hello...if you've just Googled "Elephant's Toenail's" (like 25000 visitors a month do) then you've arrived at The Battersby Duo Web Site....a portal that is guaranteed to amaze and amuse those of you with Monty Python tendencies. Click here to be transported to our Home Page or feel free to listen to The Elephant's Toenails Song
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Summer in New York . |
Freedom Rains |
Elvis Lip |
Copycat. |
Bumble Bee Blues |
Elephant's Toenails
Verse 1.
Peanut Butter and Sweets and Meats,
chocolate cookies are good to eat
Crispy bacon and chips and nuts,
pineapple cake and pizza hut..
Verse 2.
Celery and bread and rice,
the pasta group is really nice,
Mickey D's and Burger King,
spaghetti hot dogs and onion rings
Verse 3
Spinach limas lettuce lime,
lemon pepper really rings my chimes
one dish sets my sails...crunchy cracked...
Elephants Toenails..
Verse 4
They're served so hot, they're good to eat,
with melted cheese and pickled feet
and on the side, a cup of kale,
helps me enjoy my Elephants toenails
Verse 5
Apple pie and ice cream too,
cherry cobbler when it's really new
chocolate cake, it never fails,
when it's served with Elephants toenails
50's do wop as the song deteriorates into pandemonium...wah wah wah wah wah wa
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