Verse 1.

Have you ever seen a kid on bike,

I gotta say it's really a sight.

When he's learning to ride on the gravel outside

He's riding in excess of one hundred and five

And Daddy is running at just ninety five...pant pant pant

Have you ever seen a kid learn to ride

Verse 2

Now Johnny wears a helmet as well he should,

And training wheels are soup of the day

He's got buffers and bumpers on elbows and knees

To help him when he hits his very first tree

To help him get through the too narrow-a-gap squeeze...(popping sound)

Have you ever seen a kid learn to ride

Verse 3

Have you ever tried to teach more than one

Let me tell you Mom that can be fun

'Cos one will go left and one will go right

And you're in the middle with your arms stretched out tight

And a lamp post is looming with you in its sights..(crashing sounds)

Have you ever seen a kid learn to ride

Verse 4

Have you ever seen a kid learn to ride

As confidence grows your fears subside

You draw yourself tall and breathe a big sigh

You say to your neighbor. "My Boys learned to ride."

And then in the distance you hear a big cry..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Have you ever seen a kid learn to ride

Have you ever seen a kid learn to ride

Have you ever seen a kid learn to ride

Einstein

Round the bend

My Teddybear

Bicycle 101

Freedom Rains

Tropical Day

You can do

Bath time

Elephants Toenails 2

President's Song

Pat your hands

Attila the Fun

Mr. Significant

Muswell Hill

Mr. Mirror

Applepie Song

Daddy's Cantata

The Miracle

Let's be friends

The Birthday Swing

Sailing

Proud

Flea

Kids Place

Freedom Rains

Farm blues

Mr. Tim's Blues

Eagle Flies

Colour Me Eric

Strangers

Centipede

Books